JCVD (2008)
- Synopsis:
- In JCVD, a French- and English-language film from savvily tenebrous director Mabrouk El Mechri, Jean-Claude Van Damme is Jean-Claude Van Damme. Losing his roles to Steven Seagal and a custody battle over his young daughter, the international action hero is struggling to maintain relevancy on levels both professional and personal. But when Jean-Claude walks into a bank to withdraw his attorney fees and is suddenly in the thick of a heist, is the haggard superstar orchestrating the stickup? Or is he simply a hostage, as trapped by fame as he is by criminals, who happens to know a couple of take-down moves? Don't be fooled by its action-ready premise; JCVD isn't quite the latest kickboxing carousal from the Muscles from Brussels. It's something even better: a sad, seriocomic meta-movie that may recall BEING JOHN MALKOVICH or one of Charlie Kaufman's many other ontological curios in the minds of some viewers. But, while both JCVD and MALKOVICH examine the strangeness of celebrity through the lens of absurdist self-referential filmmaking, and both films choose a fascinating, quasi-alienating aesthetic of vibrantly muddy mid-tones, JCVD dresses its dankness in glaringly blown-out lighting effects that acknowledge a topsy-turvy world in which artifice sits just upon reality. It also assumes the opposition of its Kaufman counterpart by being the one to look at fame from within (which is ironic, since it isn't the one that features people entering an actor's head and peeping though his eyes). Buzzily hilarious, JCVD is a personal, deeply felt film. Van Damme's delivery of a Fellini-esque soliloquy about the angst of fame could've resulted in the action star coming across as a crybaby. Instead, the speech, in which he breaks the fourth wall and expresses his ironic frustrations, is revelatory and heartbreaking.
- Starring:
- Jean-Francois Wolff, Karim Belkhadra
- Director:
- Mabrouk El Mechri
- Rated:
- R
22 handpicked matches for JCVD
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Irma Vep (1996)
Irma Vep is a Close match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A has-been French filmmaker (Jean-Pierre Léaud) wants a Hong Kong actress (Maggie Cheung) to be the heroine in a rendering of ``Les Vampires.''
- Starring:
- Maggie Cheung, Jean-Pierre Léaud
- Director:
- Olivier Assayas
- Rated:
- NR
- Runtime:
- 99
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Irma Vep
(1996) (NR)
Similar Invention
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Irma Vep (1996)
Irma Vep is a Close match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A has-been French filmmaker (Jean-Pierre Léaud) wants a Hong Kong actress (Maggie Cheung) to be the heroine in a rendering of ``Les Vampires.''
- Starring:
- Maggie Cheung, Jean-Pierre Léaud
- Director:
- Olivier Assayas
- Rated:
- NR
- Runtime:
- 99
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Being John Malkovich
(1999) (R)
Similar Casting
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Being John Malkovich is a Close match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A puppeteer (John Cusack) and his co-worker (Catherine Keener) discover a tunnel that allows others to enter the actor's mind and body for 15 minutes at a time.
- Starring:
- John Cusack, Cameron Diaz
- Director:
- Spike Jonze
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 112
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I'm Not There
(2007) (R)
Similarly Biographic
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I'm Not There (2007)
I'm Not There is a Close match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Six characters represent different sides of singer/songwriter Bob Dylan. Not a conventional biopic, instead this absorbing non-linear drama offers an impressionistic portrait of an ever-changing artist.
- Starring:
- Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett
- Director:
- Todd Haynes
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 135
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Dog Day Afternoon
(1975) (R)
Similar Situation
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Dog Day Afternoon is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A New York City bank robbery goes out of control leading to a hostage situation and a media circus in this suspenseful, darkly comic, fact-based thriller.
- Starring:
- Al Pacino, John Cazale
- Director:
- Sidney Lumet
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 130
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Contempt
(1963) (NR)
Similar Thoughts
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Contempt (1963)
Contempt is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A screenwriter's (Michel Piccoli) wife (Brigitte Bardot) hates him for joining the U.S. producer (Jack Palance) of a Fritz Lang movie.
- Starring:
- Brigitte Bardot, Jack Palance
- Director:
- Jean-Luc Godard
- Rated:
- NR
- Runtime:
- 103
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Bloodsport
(1988) (R)
Earlier Van Damme
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Bloodsport (1988)
Bloodsport is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- An American major (Jean-Claude Van Damme) flies to Hong Kong for an outlawed martial-arts contest called the Kumite.
- Starring:
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb
- Director:
- Newt Arnold
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 92
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Hard Target
(1993) (R)
More Action
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Hard Target (1993)
Hard Target is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Hired to find a missing person in New Orleans, a merchant seaman (Jean-Claude Van Damme) becomes the prey of those (Lance Henriksen, Arnold Vosloo) who hunt men for sport.
- Starring:
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen
- Director:
- John Woo
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 94
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Intervista
(1987) (NR)
More Artsy
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Intervista (1987)
Intervista is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Fellini takes a Japanese film crew on a trip down memory lane as he prepares his next project in this mock-documentary.
- Starring:
- Marcello Mastroianni, Anita Ekberg
- Director:
- Federico Fellini
- Rated:
- NR
- Runtime:
- 108
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The Simpsons Movie
(2007) (PG-13)
As Ironic, Funnier
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The Simpsons Movie (2007)
The Simpsons Movie is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Beloved cartoon series' full-length feature tells story of environmental problems created when Homer adopts a pig. Amusing, if slightly disappointing to fans who waited almost 20 years for first big-screen effort.
- Starring:
- Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner
- Director:
- David Silverman
- Rated:
- PG-13
- Runtime:
- 86
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My Name Is Bruce
(2008) (R)
As Cultish, Funnier
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My Name Is Bruce (2008)
My Name Is Bruce is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- First there was THE SEVEN SAMURAI, then THE THREE AMIGOS, and now the one and only Bruce Campbell, perhaps the most dashing savior of small towns the silver screen has ever put forth. MY NAME IS BRUCE follows our hero, B-movie icon Bruce Campbell, as he rescues the small mining town of Gold Lick from the rampaging Guan Di, a Chinese god of war and protectorate of bean curd (no kidding), seeking revenge for the death of 100 Chinese miners in the town a century before. With references to Campbell classics throughout, MY NAME IS BRUCE is a post-modern meta-movie for cult cinephiles and Cheez Whiz-huffing lowest-common-denominators alike. It's schlock moviemaking at its transparent best, built on a solid foundation of low-grade special effects, no-name actors (although Ted Raimi, brother of Sam Raimi, does make an appearance), shamelessy sophomoric humor, and buckets and buckets of blood. That said, the only thing harder to miss than Campbell's chin is the gleefully arched eyebrow that fuels his performance. Directed by the legend himself, MY NAME IS BRUCE is a playful hyperbolic send up of Campbell's career, mocking both the films and the fans that create such a figure, while likewise poking fun at the absurd amount of hubris one amasses--and subsequently survives on--after appearing in such classics as CAVE ALIENS I, II, and III (or in reality, the EVIL DEAD trilogy). MY NAME IS BRUCE perpetuates the legend of one of Hollywood's most enjoyably strange figures, and takes aim at the bloated edifice of movie stardom itself.
- Starring:
- Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi
- Director:
- Bruce Campbell
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 86
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Shadow of the Vampire
(2000) (R)
More Horrific
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Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
Shadow of the Vampire is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Director F.W. Murnau (John Malkovich) makes a Faustian pact with a vampire (Willem Dafoe) to get him to star in his 1922 film ``Nosferatu.''
- Starring:
- John Malkovich, Willem Dafoe
- Director:
- E. Elias Merhige
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 93
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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
(1993) (PG-13)
More Conventional
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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993)
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Based on the life of the martial artist (Jason Scott Lee) from Hong Kong who found fame as a movie star living in danger.
- Starring:
- Jason Lee, Lauren Holly
- Director:
- Rob Cohen
- Rated:
- PG-13
- Runtime:
- 121
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White Hunter, Black Heart
(1990) (PG)
More Melodrama
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White Hunter, Black Heart (1990)
White Hunter, Black Heart is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Filmmaker John Wilson (Clint Eastwood) tries to shoot an elephant instead of his movie, ``The African Trader.''
- Starring:
- Clint Eastwood, Jeff Fahey
- Director:
- Clint Eastwood
- Rated:
- PG
- Runtime:
- 112
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Targets
(1968) (R)
Similar Commentary
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Targets (1968)
Targets is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A horror-film star's (Boris Karloff) retirement coincides with a young man's (Tim O'Kelly) shooting spree.
- Starring:
- Boris Karloff, Tim O'Kelly
- Director:
- Peter Bogdanovich
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 92
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Kill Bill, Volume 1
(2003) (R)
Similar Smart Action
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Kill Bill, Volume 1 (2003)
Kill Bill, Volume 1 is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Wildly stylish action-thriller profiles a deadly assassin gunned down by her boss while pregnant. When she awakes to find her baby gone, she travels from the United States to Japan to seek bloody revenge.
- Starring:
- Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu
- Director:
- Quentin Tarantino
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 110
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Kill Bill, Volume 2
(2004) (R)
Similar Smart Action
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Kill Bill, Volume 2 (2004)
Kill Bill, Volume 2 is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- The less over-the-top sequel to 2003's "Kill Bill." Follows the Bride as she confronts the final three people responsible for her attempted murder, while also telling the story of her training and history with Bill.
- Starring:
- Uma Thurman, David Carradine
- Director:
- Quentin Tarantino
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 137
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Robocop
(1987) (R)
Similar Smart Action
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Robocop (1987)
Robocop is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Corruption, drugs, and crime are destroying old Detroit, until Omni Consumer Products, in preparation for their newly proposed Delta City, create a new hero, murdered cop turned cyborg Alex Murphy, or RoboCop.
- Starring:
- Peter Weller, Nancy Allen
- Director:
- Paul Verhoeven
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 102
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Inside Man
(2006) (R)
Similar Situation
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Inside Man (2006)
Inside Man is a Creative match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- Tense, twisty heist thriller about an unconventional cop sent in to negotiate with a crafty bank robber; things get complicated when the bank president sends in a representative with her own agenda.
- Starring:
- Denzel Washington, Clive Owen
- Director:
- Spike Lee
- Rated:
- R
- Runtime:
- 129
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Wings of Desire
(1987) (PG-13)
More Romantic
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Wings of Desire (1987)
Wings of Desire is a Borderline match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- An angel (Bruno Ganz) meets actor Peter Falk and falls in love with a French trapeze artist (Solveig Dommartin) in Berlin.
- Starring:
- Bruno Ganz, Solveig Dommartin
- Director:
- Wim Wenders
- Rated:
- PG-13
- Runtime:
- 128
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Last Action Hero
(1993) (PG-13)
Not As Smart
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Last Action Hero (1993)
Last Action Hero is a Borderline match for JCVD
- Synopsis:
- A golden ticket handed down from Houdini puts a boy (Austin O'Brien) in the middle of a Hollywood superstar's (Arnold Schwarzenegger) world.
- Starring:
- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austin O'Brien
- Director:
- John McTiernan
- Rated:
- PG-13
- Runtime:
- 131






















